I AM THE FOOL!

You are The Fool

The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.

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Exoskeleton

Nah...for you...now stop whining.

VERSE 1:

I’m a boiling pot of anger,
Proximity is danger,
But that’s just the way that I am.

All scalding emotions,
No salves, potions nor lotions,
Can soothe me from this hell where I’m damned.

So I walk my life all alone
And built an armour of fortified bone
From the tips of my toes to my chin.

Ooh and then you came
And my life’s not the same,
Now who’s going to save me from this sin?

CHORUS:

Ooohhh…
You think I’m laughing,
You think it’s just a jest,
Don’t make me put into words
What I’m afraid to confess.

Ooohhh…
I’m keeping from keeling
From my heart strings’ stress,
Don’t make me put into words
What I’m afraid to confess.

There’re times when I’ve exploded,
There’re times when I’ve imploded,
But oh God you’ve eroded, eroded, eroded
My exoskeleton.

VERSE 2:

Oh yes I scream and kick and tear,
And I smite unprovoked and I swear,
But that’s just how I’m built you understand.

Hey, hey, it’s no excuse
But the flame just burns the fuse
When I see you in the arms of that other man.

What does it mean? What does it mean?
I wish I know what I should’ve been
And I’ve ran out of ammunition and arms

To attack and defend,
And on the surface pretend
That I’m invulnerable to your charms.

CHORUS:

Ooohhh…
You think I’m laughing,
You think it’s just a jest,
Don’t make me put into words
What I’m afraid to confess.

Ooohhh…
I’m keeping from keeling
From my heart strings’ stress,
Don’t make me put into words
What I’m afraid to confess.

There’re times when I’ve exploded,
There’re times when I’ve imploded,
But oh God you’ve eroded, eroded, eroded
My exoskeleton.

BRIDGE:

My shield and my armour,
My iron, steel, and honour,
Have crumbled to ashes in your right hand.

I thought I could hold it,
I thought I could control it
Until I saw you in the arms of that other man.

Now you’ve gone to kill
My strength, my independent will,
Oh I saw you in the arms of that other man.

So what am I supposed to do
But to better myself for you
And for the sake of that other man.

VERSE 3:

I’m sorry for all the pain,
The unwanted tears I’ve caused again,
No more misplaced love nor anger.

So here’s to the unveiling
Of a brand new me sans feelings,
No more misplaced love nor anger.

REPEAT CHORUS.

And I Thought My Sex Drive Was Low

Greed:	Medium	 
Gluttony:	Medium	 
Wrath:	Low	 
Sloth:	Low	 
Envy:	Very Low	 
Lust:	Very High	 
Pride:	Very Low	 

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Red Saturday

It's a Saturday morning.

I'm sitting in the office.

There's nothing to do on Saturdays.

Chern told me to make Saturday my blogging day.

I'm in love with Chern.

I'm supposed to be doing some layout work for some press ads.

But I'm feeling very, VERY horny.

I need a man.

Baa Baa Black Sheep

Baa, baa,
Black Sheep,
You're such a bloody fool!

Yes sir,
Yes sir,
Judgement is so cruel!

One for the Master,
None for the Lame,
One for the withered heart
Which knew only shame.

Baa, baa,
Black Sheep,
Bite the hands that rule!

Yes sir,
Yes sir,
Smash the Builder's tool!

One for the murder,
One for the blame,
One for the Little Voice
So foul and insane.

THE LEXICON OF FOOLS: 5 Tragic Stories of Love & Misery

CHAPTER II

The Cat's Soliloquy

FIRST ACT

SCENE – A trendy oasis at the heart of the city, lights dim. [A woman is seated on a stool at the counter of the bar]

WOMAN: I can give you everything except the one thing you want most. In the name of Love, you will deny its importance at first, but it will soon frustrate you as it will upset me. It is only a matter of time before you tire from the ordeal.

Don’t flatter me, boy. The unfortunate truth is there really isn’t anything more than that. I’m nothing exceptional and neither am I a woman of substance. [Snickers]One can’t even say of me, “she’s no different from other women except for her competence in my private chambers!”

Don’t flatter yourself, boy. There is no difference and you will not make a difference. Many have tried and all have failed. When you realize your efforts are futile you will turn your back on me and leave…just like everybody else.

It is only merciful if you save me the heartbreak, and yourself, the trouble and we’ll skip right to the part where we should be good friends. [Downs her drink and leaves]

ACT – DROP.

Azumanga Daioh!!!

You are Sakaki-san! I want to meet you. In fact,
everyone does. You're the coolest person out
there. You are just inherently cool. But...
you wish you weren't. You'd give it all up for
being cute. Really really cute. You become
obsessed by things and focus on them 100% of
the time... and never with any results. You
get easily embarrased and are very shy. You
rarely feel comfortable in your own body. You
try to protect your friends, and you always win
whatever you do... without even trying. You'd
like to be good with animals, but they ussually
just use you... and sometimes abuse you. But
they are the most important things in the
world, along with cuteness and emotions. You
tend to try to hide your inner shyness with a
mask of indifference, but really, there's
nothing to hide. You are just really cool.
Your best friend would be a Kagura, and you
should defenitely go into whatever field suits
you best. You are good at everything, so just
do what you love doing!

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